Getting Married !

We do have discussions. Some become debate. What do people do when they don’t have work. People chat . One of the good discussions we had in your workplace is here.

 

Boy1 :

Finally my friend is getting married. The whole processes started about 1 year ago, by posting add in Matrimonial column in TOI. He was looking happy as if his details would come on Times Magazine Front-page. Anyways, pile of Bio-datas came and sorting algorithm applied. Final Results were googled and their family-history charts were prepared.

 

Now crucial time, when our hero has to meet heroine. I remember, he was nervous. Cautious about his dressJ. Should he wear formal or look like cool-dude? Where should he meet? Girl was also working as s/w engg. in b’lore. So may be at KFC, McD or Café Coffee Day or Barista or may b some movie or may be park….

But park will look little awkward. They are meant for either families or dating couples.

“Oh Come on!! It’s not a date, he screamed at me. “Yeah, Parental syndrome, attack every eligible bachelor at 24-25”, I thought J

 

What should he ask her? I suggested, education background.

“I am not going to hire her in my company”, he yelled

 

He made basic questionnaires

1.      How much time do you spend on watching K series serials? ( he wanted to know if she like AXN or not?)..basic question..i think…yes

2.      What kinda movies you like? ( action or melodramatic?)

3.      How do u handle impossible people? ( I am not sure, why he asked?)…….etc etc

 

 

He went to his first date-arranged-by-parents. Then couple of more in coming weeks. Last day, I got his e-wedding card, in pdf format. Not sure if these questions helped him or not. But I am happy that he is entering into new phase of life. I hope he got right partner his so-called “SELECTION PROCEDURE” . JJ

 

What will I ask? ….. I have list readyJJ what about u??

 

P.S No offense meant.

 

 

Girl 1 :

 

If all the guys are going to ask the same questions, its surely going to be damn boring for the gals.....

U could probably create a committee and conduct an exam instead!!! Exam location - may be at KFC, McD or Café Coffee Day or Barista or may b some movie or may be park….    :-)

 

 P. S: I am no representative of the gals.. I have answered my questions successfully !!

 

 

Boy 1 :

My list … ( Solely depends on my observations..might b wrong…)

 

1.      ' What qualities you want  your groom must have?

Answer depends upon person 2 person. But if she says Trust, faith and all crap. It may b fake. Lots of tutorials available J.. only answer accepted is Practical

 

2.      How you view life? ( you can know how intellectual she actually is)

Best answer will b “LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL” n  if she says LIFE SUCKS, means she works for call centerJJ

 

3.      What will u choose if given a choice, companionship or love if given a choice to choose only one? ( Again answer depends on P2P)

4.      fav color…well that’s can b lots of informative… beware of redJ then…obviously pink

5.      fav actor, if SRK, RUN….second choice will be John Abraham( you then start looking at your lean bodyL)

6.      hobbies?? I like cooking, music n reading…( most of the girls say in same order too… as if they cram this answer)

7.      ask her blog’s link? ( if she ask, what is blog? Say Bye)

8.       how frequently does she chat? ( 2-5 times in a week is average)

9.       Boy friends?? ( mostly will say..chchheeeee)

10.   late night movie/dinner( parents will say no)

11.   Then ice cream… Chocolate… ( pls have some unique choiceL)

 

 

Can add more…??

 

P.S No offense meant…. ( afraid of Naari-shaktiJJJ)

 

Boy 2 :

 

Couple of practical exams

 

(1)   Withdraw money from an ATM within 20 sec

(2)   Open lid of the pickle jar within 5 sec

(3)   Dress up for an unplanned party within 10 min

 

 

No offence meant ( same as Mayank – afraid of Mahila Mandal )

 

 

Boy 3:

Do you like me ? (Basic question )  (Hope she says YES )

1.                  How much money do you want every month for shopping ?

2.                  My pay varies every month (CPI,VCPI,IPI..) Will you be able to cope up with that ?

3.                  Do you like going to US ? I hate it (bcos I don’t have any onsite J )

4.                  Do you know singing/dancing ? ( pls..don’t show your skills after marriage J )

5.                  Do you know martial arts ? ( Hope she says NO)

Boy 4:

 

These days when you are not the sole bread earner (North Indians read as roti/parantha/dal/sabzee earner and South Indians read as rice/idly/vada/dosa earner) Qs 2 to 4 dont have any importance

Answers 2 to 4 would be like

Ans to 2: How much do you want? You tell me and I will decide how much can I shop based on that

Ans to 3: I have a fixed compensation at my company unlike yours where you are always in deficit

Ans to 4: Dont worry I hold a H-1 you can apply for H-4 if you also want to come along. But do you know how to switch on dishwasher, washing machine, vacuum the carpet and drive a car?

 

 

Boy 5 :

 

1. Do you like me ? (Basic question )  (Hope she says YES ) – Am I supposed to?
2. How much money do you want every month for shopping ? – How much can u afford?
3. My pay varies every month. Will you be able to cope up with that ?  - why don’t u get a better job?
4. Do you like going to US ? I hate it (bcos I don’t have any onsite J )  - not with you!
5. Do you know singing/dancing ? ( pls..don’t show your skills after marriage J )  - I’ll make u sing & dance once we tie the knot.
6. Do you know martial arts ? ( Hope she says NO)  -  are u afraid of me already?

 

 

Boy 6 :

 

Hey what about these???

 

1. can I have your blood report for HIv, since our future is at stake
2. can I have your previous boyfriend’s phone no. coz I don’t want haunting calls at night
3. can I have ur sister’s and cousin’s phone no, so that I have a back-up incase u run away
4. shall we sign a pre-nuptial stating that when we separate you will not ask for alimony

 

Girl 2:

 

Hmmnn…if these are the questions then I guess you better be prepared like this when you do so…