Monday, April 10, 2006

On Bench!

Few classes that you may like.

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love;
};

Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
long time_on_bench;
void work();
}

Thanks Mr.A! for the above

 

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Research (not on diffusion tensor imaging with neural networks combined with the programing in JAVA)!

First things first, Research is something which I dislike. For people who are wondering whats that on the title …. That's my Final year project in Engineering. For   any queries you have regarding the above project please don't contact me. I was just managing the project. Yes I used to buy my project mates, lunch snacks and provide them with the environment (They did project in my hostel room on my PC) to work on.

Please don't stop reading as this is not about my Engineering and Image processing ……. This is about us … Our life.

Ok  I am not a MBA graduate but I am going to research on few things by preparing a Questionnaire and asking few of my Indian Friends for their answers. After renaming by blog "Life as it Goes" to "Indian masala" I should start writing something about Indians and which has enough masala in it.

Well I started of by choosing three different guys who think differently about life.

Lets name them for our convenience.

Person 1 :   Ram           – We cant explain him in one sentence. He is so complex. May be so complex that I found asking questions to him quite a difficult task. He wants something but he wants that something in someway that it seldom exists (confused ….. true I was also).

Person 2 : Mohan         – He is straightforward, He says what he wants (though he seldom gets) and does things what he likes.

Person 3 : Charan         – He wants so many things and never gets satisfied even if gets all them…. Satisfaction is something which is not in his dictionary.

The one good common thing about all of them is that they were all single and searching.

They are in search for that elusive relationship in life and that is Girlfriend. I had chance to speak to them and these were few questions I asked then and their replies.

First lets get the basic question . Once in my physics class my physics teacher was giving on a lecture on "Temperature measurement for sun". She started her lecture with this question. "Whats the important thing in measuring temperature of sun". We had all sort of answers like thermometer ….. blab blab la . When we all were finished, she smiled at us and drew a large circle on the black board and said it "the Sun". I am a great fan of her … the way she teaches ,talks …..More on her sometimes later . My first Question was no different! Also please find their answers below as well.

Will you go for a date with a girl!?

Ram     -What is date? Is it just a meeting or spending time with her ……. What more …! After some silence and some questions to confuse me the answer was obvious that he wants to!

Mohan - why should I invest without any profit? (What a answer and ….. I had no answers for him but one question "Whats the profit are you looking at")

Charan -No he said. As he was very much involved in watching BASIC INSTINCT movie I understand his attitude at now. May be he is ready for …. Now!

How to people grow? Its by making mistakes and learning from them. But there are two people who have to learn things without making mistakes. They are a Doctor and a Husband.

They have only one chance in life and they have to do it the right way the first time. Some are gifted and they keep on making mistakes and still don't grow!.

In First Date everyone is desperate that it should be a successful one and they seldom turn out to be! So the next question in similar lines

If you are going for the First date, what type of assets or qualities that you are looking for in her!

Ram     - Beautiful and sensible and sweet in the way she speaks.

Mohan - I should like her first!

Charan - Decent girl

What are the qualities' in a girl that makes you like her!

Ram     - He took 5 minutes to answer my Question and he had hundred questions for me and he never answered my question.(In college he had run away from almost all girls. My advice to girls is that just neglect these type of guys even if you want adventure!)

Mohan - Way she talks!

Charan - He started to answer my question other way "She should not talk too much! Too much care means too much intrusion into privacy"

Where do you want to have your date?

Ram     - Morning walk in a garden and then go for  a small  movie then may be ………!

Mohan - If she talks too much I will take her to place where there is silence and may be places she wants!

Charan - Park… greenery …….no disturbance…… hotel to eat ……cinema ..........  depends!

It true that people lack inventive thinking. Movie park …… whats this ….? I think it should be a place which is in your dreams A dream land full of flowers with silence …….where even a slight touch can be heard. I should be able to hear her reaction when we touch each other accidently. With wind blowing slightly slower against the water flow and that small disturbing sweet noise of water flowing. With her tender legs waving over the running water as if a mother is making her child sleep. ………. Ok get over jack enough sleeping.

What do you expect from her!?

Ram     - !

Mohan - !

Charan - !

The biggest problem with Indian guys is that most of them are shy! There is a great saying that the biggest problem in solving problems is that its not addressed to the right person. How are the girls supposed to know if you don't tell them. Grow up guys!

What will you do the next day............?

Ram     - Check with a doctor!

Mohan - Hai and a bye

Charan – Who knows?

True these guys are not serious about their date……. And this is something which is very new in India and their answers reflect that.

I strongly believe that American culture is the best growing culture in the world. At present they have many issues but the good thing is that they are learning from their mistakes and they are growing. But in India we keep on saying that our culture is great. True I agree to it But culture is something which should evolve and people should grow. And I have a feeling that we are moving down the curve when it comes to evolving.

There may be many things in our culture which we follow with out knowing why it is for. Indian culture had both Rama and Krishna and they say both are same but one was worshipped for marrying only one woman (though he doubted her once) and the other guy had as many wives as a Indian can have! Rama was cunning enough to kill a monkey by hiding behind tree. I don't say there are any flaws here. What I mean to say is we should understand the things behind our culture. Why!

All I am asking for is to people to ask question why when it comes to cultural rituals! There are many things that we should learn from our culture than by making mistakes and learning our self.

Friday, April 07, 2006

My friend's valentine project! The Plan



Ok everyone makes mistakes and I am no different from others. My English is not great and so are my Typing skills. One thing I have to concentrate now is to review things once before I publish the stuff. You may ask what this is ….. You wouldn't ask me if you had read my previous blog.

Ok continuing with my friend Raj ………  I want to answer a question whether Raj is a true life character. Those who are very close to me will probably know the answer but my answer to the question is I don't know. I don't know still. It's hard to believe! But that's what the truth is!

Ok lets come back to the interesting part of it. What did Raj do next? Ok he needed a plan and he being a software Engineer had the project plan already with him. He decided to fit his valentine's plan within the Software project plan. He thought it would work as his projects did!

Ok he had to list  down the phases and work upon them one by one…….

First comes Requirements gathering. This is one of the easiest told but hardly done in most projects. But he decided lets do it perfectly(may be he thought he may get a perfect Valentine). Requirement gathering was simple. He had to ask questions to himself and know the answers.

Ok lets jump into the questions. First comes the main thing who should he fall in Love with, a girl. Ok ………. It was easy one (is it so?) and decided that lets find a girl.

 

In requirement  we need to define all terms and he tried to define Girl. Lets try Google what does it say about Girl..

ü                      a young woman; "a young lady of 18"

ü                      female child: a youthful female person; "the baby was a girl"; "the girls were just learning to ride a tricycle"

ü                      daughter: a female human offspring; "her daughter cared for her in her old age"

ü                      girlfriend: a girl or young woman with whom a man is romantically involved; "his girlfriend kicked him out"

ü                      a friendly informal reference to a grown woman; "Mrs. Smith was just one of the girls"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

ü                      A girl is a female human child, as contrasted to a male child, which is a boy. The term "girl" is used to indicate biological sex distinctions, cultural gender role distinctions, or both. An adult female human is a woman. A woman may be referred to colloquially as a "girl" in certain contexts; for example, the word is commonly used when discussing adult females in relationships, such as in the word girlfriend, which is often simply abbreviated to "girl". ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl

ü                      Girl were an English glam band, whose lead vocalist was Phil Lewis, who later sang for L.A. Guns, Torme, Filthy Lucre, The Liberators, New Torpedos and several other bands. Phil Collen, who later joined Def Leppard, was one of Girl's guitarists. Gerry Laffy was the other guitarist in the band. Girl recorded several albums including Sheer Greed, Wasted Youth, and Killing Time. Sheer Greed is also the name of a band Gerry Laffy played in after Girl.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_(band

 

People who are not software engineers will wonder whats he is doing. True this is what most of software engineers do …. most of the time. Search for data …. Information. And all other work are powered by copy and paste. Yes it's a easy to be a software engineer. Its easier than cooking and washing clothes (Believe me).

You may be wondering how my friend who is so used to questions didn't have any questions till now. He had but the bad    (good for others) thing is that he had to answer them all himself.

Girl, there are so many and he have to filter them out to come down to one girl who best matches his criterion.   So what next ….. next question is what type of girl. And the first thought that came to his mind when he thought about his valentine (and it after effects) is "Namitha". For people who are not aware as to who she is. She is one of the best actress that Tamilnadu has produced. Rumours are that she is going to act with Tom cruise in his next flick MI3.

But namitha had this problem that she was taller than him and she was little more beautiful than him. And having her as a girlfriend is like having a elephant as a pet. So ruled out.

Ok let get back to basic. What he is doing is a sequential search which will take O(n) to find the girl and based on his calculation it would take 9 years and 24 days approximately to find the best match if he starts searching them sequentially. So he decided to use Binary search technique for the same.

For people who are not aware of Binary search its pretty simple. It works by repeatedly searching in 50% lesser number of girls by rejecting 50% of the girls based on a particular criterion. So the main thing here is …. At each step in this search he has to reject 50% of the girls who cant be his girl friends based on some criteria.

So what next lets get to the searching procedure.

First condition : His Girl friend shouldn't be elder than him by 5 years and younger than him by 3 years. Afterall sachin is always there for Indian to follow him. So the higher age limit is increased to 5 years more and since girls who are younger than him by 3 years will be too younger and it will not be …… (Fine understood … ).

This proved to be great search criteria as and got further interesting when he checked up indian census reports

 

Population:

   Persons      1,027,015,247
   Males            531,277,078
   Females         495,738,169

 

With a sex ratio of 933 (which means that for every 1000 men there are 67 men who don't have matches. Considering that one man marries only one woman). So his search for a girl friend became even more important as he should not be one among the 67 men …………….

Now to find women among age group from 20 to 28 …… mathematics was there for the help. Considering that woman are evenly distributed in age and considering that average age of woman is 60.

The total number of women in age group from 20 to 28 is  8*495738169/60 is 66098422. Ok great we rejected almost 87% of women (As if everyone is applying to him for becoming his Girlfriend).

Again she should be a literate which brings down the number by 54% that is 34693148. Great results. But as every software engineer does he was searching the wrong way and he was intelligent enough to figure that out.

Its not the girls who are after him but its he who is after the girls. So …… after this great enlightment he started to think …. Considering this as a short term project (A proof of concepts) to check whether this approach works he didn't want to waste time in finding the exact target. He knows that there are more difficulties ahead than searching one.

So it came down to one among the girls whio he knew already. Ya one among the girls who had studied with him in school or college or one who is working with him. It was a easier search and he has a small list to choose from. Choose the best answer was one of the sections in the question paper where he was very much lucky during his school and college days.

So he came up with the four choices for his "Choose the best answer" and that decision proved to be far too costly in his life!

 

Saturday, April 01, 2006

I Rated My Life!

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
6.7
Mind:
7.3
Body:
8
Spirit:
4.6
Friends/Family:
4.7
Love:
2.9
Finance:
6.1
Take the Rate My Life Quiz


Everything above is true expect my rating about Love! believe me!

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