Friday, May 26, 2006

My Friends Valentine Project :A Good start?!

Dhivya ……… “She was an angel from the heaven. She was like glittering diamond …… like a lotus on a clear pond! Like a full moon“. Yes, she looked beautiful than most other girls and the secret behind that was lots of money spent to pay beauticians and physicians.

If you ask top marketing managers they will say that even a bad product can be sold if it’s presented in the right way! Yes Dhivya was a marketing manager for a BPO company and she knew how to market herself! Sometimes Education helps you more than required! I won’t say she was a bad product but she was like a product which was better marketed!

There is an old saying that “Beautiful women are half married” but my saying is that they are almost fully employed. She was not a genius in college but still was able to get a better job than most other classmates with high percentages! Many still envy her for that and arthi is one among them.

Arthi was amazed when she heard Dhivya’s name in Raj’s choices. The truth is that arthi and Dhivya knew each other but were not friends. Girls who are friends are very rare and even if they become they don’t last long (This is my theory! There are lots of reasons for this.... lets not dwell into that. If you say that, it’s wrong and if you are a girl …… then big sorry ….. & please carry on).

Ok no more Dhivya details. Let’s move on! Raj has to meet Dhivya now and do it continuously over a period of time before something can happen! So before they left on Saturday they decided to meet tomorrow (Sunday, to come up with a plan)!

Raj had many plans in their mind! During that day, before going to sleep, Raj was on a deep thinking.
Karthi asked “Whats up man you seem to be in deep thinking!”
Raj smiled and said “Nothing ….. Thinking about your grandmother’s sister”
Karthi “How about the trick that every movie star uses to woo a girl? I will disguise myself as a rowdy and try to harass your Grandmother’s sister, while you come and rescue her, as a Hero! And she fell in love with you …... you get married to her ….. And they lived happily ever after”
Raj laughed at “Hey shut …… stop your fairy tales. Ok if you have some good ideas let me know! Else keep quiet!”
Karthi “Ok Raj tell me how do you think she will get attracted to you. Do you think you can tell her, all your mathematical postulates and theorems and your intelligent puzzles to woo her …..? Then better forget her.”

He continued “First thing ….. Dhivya should take notice of you. She should start thinking about you! She should think about you at least once a day. I mean you should get into her mind first!”

“There are two ways of doing it. One is to become a friend …a close friend or a person who annoys her or a person who she hates. And you know which the way is the easiest”

Raj - “Annoy her …… You mean disturb her”

Karthi - “Yes Raj tell me whom do you think about most of the times. Your friends or your enemies. I mean, Daily ….do you think about your project leader more… or about me more….. ”
Raj – “My project manager”
Karthi –“Why …… raj, you keep on talking about him all day”
Raj – “Because he annoys with his CMM level 5 fundas and …….. he kills me by making me fill 100 excels for him, daily!”
Karthi –“Exactly raj ….. Dhivya will start thinking about you more if you annoy her! Forget about becoming a close friend … that will take a decade to accomplish, as girls usually don’t believe in men so easily!”
Raj “Ok looks a great start ……. But what if she starts to hate me!”
Karthi –“True…….. There lies the trick ….. We …. . I mean you should annoy her and get into her mind. But she should not hate you!”
Raj “Looks impractical!”
Karthi “No raj …. It’s as easy as this …….. A woman on saree is sexier than a woman on a swimsuit ………. Because a woman on saree …….. annoys you, as it’s neither completely revealed nor completely hidden! You know that ‘Those unheard songs are sweeter than those heard’ …….. Just like that!”
Raj “I don’t understand the link here!”
Karthi “I mean you ….. A thing which is easily accessible to you or that which is in abundant …….. Loses its attractiveness! So are you to Dhivya! You are always there for her to use you, like other men!”
Raj – “what do you mean by that?” he was little angry!
Karthi – “I mean … Have you ignored her when she asked you for your help? Instead you have helped her, many times when she never asked you for that! Have you ever told her “No”? Never till date…… were you always there for her? …. Like her assistant.”

Karthi – “Raj, Do you know why girls like Diamond and gold, because they are scarce and are not easily available ……. I think you got the point! She will start thinking about you if you start to disagree her in most things and don’t follow what she says! You should appear like you are accessible to her but you shouldn’t be ……… So close but still so far… I mean like a woman on saree.”
“Now I leave it to you to decide what you want to do.”

That was a long lecture by karthi! Raj was amazed …… that there are more than mathematics and theorems in life! Life is a tougher problem than most other problems! And life with women! ……. An unsolved mystery still to be solved?

Lot of people can talk ……. But when it comes to action, lots of them fail! But Raj is not like them. He talks little as he is a man of action! Now that he knew what he wanted to do ……. He called arthi and said to bring Dhivya with her tomorrow for the meeting! Arthi was amazed on hearing this, but agreed to it!

So they all four met at a restaurant the next day!

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