Troy

Once one of my friend was too pandu that he doesnt know many things (important) about life ???????

yes very important things in life.

I thought of enlightening him. Since I was a Biology student in my Higher secondary and was also a

expert? in mugging up the same I had remembered something.

So I started to explain him in the below mails

-----Original Message-----
From: Jack
Sent:
To: Jill
Subject: RE: I am coming to Bangalore


Let me explain the full complete flow.

The male (ie testes of man )is able to produce lakhs and lakhs of sperms and can do it continuosly ........ really powerfull

And female will be able to pruduce 1 or 2 and record breaking 8 eggs in 28 days.

See the diffrence yar ......... its great really considering u can produce lakhs / minutes.

So the first step is producing the cells for fertilisation.

When they are ready they should be brought in contact ....... because there is no wireless communication in such a process.

Also fertilisation in mammals is just a process of a sperm breaking the ovums(female) wall which the hardest to break ........ I mean really hard. And then the fusion of 23 chromoses of male with 23 of female.

That’s it process completed.

But why do we need 6000 cells u may ask ???????/

Will continue in next mail

-----Original Message-----
From: Jack
Sent:
To: Jill
Subject: RE: I am coming to Bangalore


Ok coming back to where I left ............................

This fertilisation process can be compared to a helen of troy story.

Helen is the ovum cell which is present inside protected behind the great walls of troy ..........

But here the difference is helen is a product of troy.

Now lets get into the war .

For the war a single hero is not enough but a single heroine (women) is enough to create a war .....

Now that the soldiers are ready ... these soldiers must be transported to the vaginal tract ........ this is what u do with lot of fuss ..........

Transportation is what we know as the intercourse ...........

But many doesn’t know that we have just transported and the war is yet to begin...........

Now where does this war happen ...............

In the uterus ........... uterus is a bulk portion ........ Its in the centre of a canal whos one end is vaginal canal through which our heros enter and the other end of the canal is the ovary ....... where ovum is generated ............

And again this war cannot happen at any time ..........
Sorry in other words there is a probabality of winning the heroine only if the heroine is present.........

There lies the biggest trick .................

Herione is avilable only during particular days and heroes should attack during those days .......

Yes durin the mestural cycle ........... first five das ovum is just produced and not ready for fertilisation .............. so no use of ur strength ......... Ur attack will be of no use .......

(Female will also be not happy when u do on these days)

Again last 5 days of peak ....... i.e from 20 to 25 th day .........

The ovum is fertile and is vulnarable for attack ...............

What about 26 - 28 th days ......... (this is when the ovum which is not fertilised will be destroyed and will result in bleeding ) .....

So if u attack during this period ........ u willl be severily attacked by disease ........ No heroes for a year untill treated by doctor.

So when the attack happens at the right time ...............

20 th to 25 th day of mens tural cycle .........

Wil continue

-----Original Message-----
From: Jack
Sent: Monday, May 16, 2005 2:41 PM
To: Jill
Subject: RE: I am coming to Bangalore


SO we know when we can attack ....

Where we can attack and

Next important thing is one hero cannot break this great wall ......... but many men effort is required ...........

But only one man will succeed..........

So it’s a totally unfair war ........... where lakhs of people fight equally for one destiny but still only on attain the glory ..........

Lets see the real war ..........

As the sperm enters the vaginal tract .... it knows the direction it has to move .....(I have no idea why it moves towards ovum) ...........

I think its random motion and those men who travel wrongly ................

Ok so as the sperm strike the canal ......... ( little correction ........ actually when u feel the great joy of releasing ur soldiers ..... same way the heroine is also release at the same time .............)

So both reach the uterus .......... where fight begins .............

All the heroes strike from all directions to destryo the wall and enter in...........

And the hero who enter in first is the real hero .......... and all other heros die..........

What a pity one mans dream is other men's death ...........

Yes this is how the war ends ..................

So to break tis wall u need atleast 6000 heroes .................

So now u got the point .

Heroes here in the sense ..... he must be strong ..... mobile .....

Everything .. so 6000 heroes to break a wall ..............

Again the after war events will decide whether the war was successful ...........

For that u should do nothing .................. actually nothing .......

If u try to do something it may spoil the party .......

--end of mails--

this was his big reply for all the mails

-----Original Message-----
From: Jill
Sent: Monday, May 16, 2005 2:41 PM
To: Jack
Subject: RE: I am coming to Bangalore

Mega serials are never more successful than short and crisp ones.
See you should have realized that.


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